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[Oct. 24th, 2006|12:15 am] |
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I just remembered you never let me drive your car and you owed me a drive cuz I let you drive mine that one time and then you stalled and I was like fuck you my turn |
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| Well, this died... Scott and I are lazy |
[Oct. 23rd, 2006|11:42 pm] |
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Scott and I have had about 500 funny conversations worth posting, so here it goes...
these date back to the beginning of October just FYI. I'm sure I'm leaving out some very funny conversations as well, but you can't win 'em all
11:23:31 PM o0essare0o:
lisa1132002 (11:21:47 PM): welll after i get my period
lisa1132002 (11:21:56 PM): which i should be getting it next week
o0eSsARe0o (11:22:01 PM): ok
lisa1132002 (11:22:25 PM): but becus i am soo nervous about it then it might be alil longer
o0eSsARe0o (11:22:45 PM): okk
11:23:56 PM mariners124m: fuuuuckkkkkk
11:24:02 PM o0essare0o: im cheating now
11:24:03 PM mariners124m: she can't do it before the perioid?
11:24:04 PM o0essare0o: dont evenc are
11:24:05 PM mariners124m: lol
11:24:06 PM o0essare0o: lol
11:24:09 PM mariners124m: i love you
11:24:09 PM mariners124m: haha
11:24:52 PM o0essare0o: i need to hurry this thing so i can let her go, like one quickie sex isnt good enough for a thing thats lasted since fricken july, so embarassing
11:25:20 PM mariners124m: i thoughtyour sn is brown tongue tony
11:25:22 PM mariners124m: lol
11:25:28 PM mariners124m: haha yeah
11:25:39 PM o0essare0o: i never technically had one so i like this one better lol
11:25:51 PM mariners124m: lol
11:26:20 PM o0essare0o: ben, come and get tested with me at the fairgrounds
11:27:22 PM mariners124m: hahahaha
11:27:24 PM mariners124m: for what?
11:29:26 PM o0essare0o: for std's and crap, lisa wants me to do it
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11:41:47 PM mariners124m: lol
11:41:50 PM mariners124m: las tmessage too large
11:42:37 PM o0essare0o:
lisa1132002 (11:30:13 PM): sooo do u think u wait alil bit longer mr.man of the hour?
o0eSsARe0o (11:30:34 PM): as long as its not too long
o0eSsARe0o (11:30:43 PM): im ready now lol
lisa1132002 (11:36:56 PM): well yea i am ready too
lisa1132002 (11:38:36 PM): soo u think you have proven yourself , you;ve stepped it up enough to deserve alll off miss lisa noww loll?
o0eSsARe0o (11:40:01 PM): fuck yeah
lisa1132002 (11:40:15 PM): lol ohhhh really??
lisa1132002 (11:40:21 PM): howw soo?
o0eSsARe0o (11:40:24 PM): FUCK YEAAAH
o0eSsARe0o (11:40:28 PM): well cuz
lisa1132002 (11:40:44 PM): cuzz whyy?
o0eSsARe0o (11:41:19 PM): cuz im dating the best girl ever
lisa1132002 (11:41:35 PM): awww okk now that wasss sweet
o0eSsARe0o (11:41:45 PM): sweet with a little spice on the side
11:43:16 PM o0essare0o: lisa1132002 (11:42:16 PM): okkk now ur making me smile and blushh i've never heard u say that before about me
11:43:28 PM mariners124m: WOWOWOWOWOWOW
11:43:30 PM mariners124m: FULL OF SHIT
11:43:32 PM mariners124m: I AM DYING
11:43:34 PM o0essare0o: lisa1132002 (11:42:16 PM): okkk now ur making me smile and blushh i've never heard u say that before about me
11:43:35 PM mariners124m: HOLY CRAP
11:43:37 PM mariners124m: yeah
11:43:38 PM mariners124m: WOW
11:44:17 PM o0essare0o:
o0eSsARe0o (11:43:18 PM): hehe
lisa1132002 (11:43:26 PM): well thankss
11:44:36 PM mariners124m: lol
11:44:47 PM mariners124m: wow this is gonna look so bad when you ditch ehr i love it
11:45:10 PM o0essare0o: itll be a sad day
11:45:30 PM o0essare0o:
lisa1132002 (11:44:34 PM): u made my nightt and likee honestly i dont know where i'd be without uu soo yep itss all good in the hood
11:45:55 PM mariners124m: wowwww
11:46:05 PM mariners124m: she's gonna ask to get married soon you better get out alive
6:41:56 PM mariners124m: the army is gonna call you
7:02:46 PM o0essare0o: lol
7:02:47 PM mariners124m (Autoreply): eating pizza
7:02:47 PM o0essare0o (Autoreply): insulating a house in liverpool, gym, then tigers/YANKEES ! ! !
phones on
7:03:16 PM o0essare0o: i just got the call, so i played dumb and said i changed my mind and looking to get an education at a 4 year school so i gave them bernards #
o0eSsARe0o came back (7:05:11 PM)
o0eSsARe0o went away (7:10:37 PM)
Away Message: party in the bronx (7:11:49 PM)
7:44:14 PM o0essare0o: come quick
7:44:16 PM o0essare0o: im naked and bored
7:44:24 PM o0essare0o: ooo sry i thought you were a hot chick
7:44:48 PM mariners124m: lol
7:44:49 PM o0essare0o (Autoreply): party in the bronx
7:44:49 PM mariners124m: haha
7:44:51 PM o0essare0o: shes so hot
7:45:07 PM o0essare0o: i met this chick her sn is cocklver124m
7:45:36 PM mariners124m: hahahaha
7:45:41 PM mariners124m: i hate you
7:45:55 PM o0essare0o: i hate me too, cuz ive hit a downfall with chicks
7:46:02 PM mariners124m: i met this chick o0deepee0o
7:46:12 PM mariners124m: apparently she likes the double penetration
7:46:24 PM o0essare0o: ohh i thought ytou were gonna say double play
7:46:32 PM o0essare0o: cuz i dont ground into those
7:46:35 PM mariners124m: haha no DP is double penetration
7:46:40 PM mariners124m: lol k scott
11:48:03 PM o0essare0o: my wifes ass is like steroids... its big
1:12:16 AM o0essare0o:
o0eSsARe0o (1:10:08 AM): dude wanna go to this strip club tomorrow night tons of free naked chicks to grope
FsU panthers 08 (1:10:23 AM): im staying in tomorrow
o0eSsARe0o (1:10:35 AM): check that friday night
o0eSsARe0o (1:10:46 AM): all the naked ones you can ever ask for, right ther eon ur dinner table
(he didnt respond cuz his love for steph over powered this convo)
1:13:59 AM mariners124m: hahahaha
1:16:11 AM mariners124m: you're seriously bored
1:16:23 AM o0essare0o: oh yeah
1:17:01 AM o0essare0o: i was even thnking about asking brett if i can be his best man in his wedding but i wanna be able to use his arm for game 3 this week so i should stay on his ok side
1:01:09 AM o0essare0o: miss jessika is getting married in june 2007
1:01:11 AM o0essare0o: lol
1:01:22 AM mariners124m: lol
1:01:24 AM mariners124m: seirously?
1:01:39 AM o0essare0o: yep
1:01:46 AM mariners124m: wow
1:01:50 AM mariners124m: dumb bitch
1:01:56 AM o0essare0o: the propsal wasnt easy dude
1:02:05 AM o0essare0o: but i had tricks up my sleeves
1:04:28 AM o0essare0o: quick!
1:04:38 AM o0essare0o: my son will make it to the major leagues!
1:04:46 AM mariners124m: lol
1:04:48 AM mariners124m: hahahahahaha
1:05:11 AM o0essare0o: im gonna sleep with a domician chick and knock her up for a starting shortstop to take over for jeter in the bronx!
1:05:45 AM mariners124m: lol
1:05:45 AM o0essare0o: i figure, white girl + son, decent athlete but then i was thinking island chicks and kids = gold
12:00:01 AM o0essare0o: guess what im doing
12:00:33 AM mariners124m: touching yourself?
12:00:33 AM o0essare0o (Autoreply): typing class bbl
12:00:46 AM mariners124m: in the nose
12:01:36 AM mariners124m: ?
12:01:42 AM o0essare0o: im in english 031 which is pre k level, which is pretty fricken awesome we write and create our very own sentence aka a research paper. id gotten like 90 and above on every one!
12:02:00 AM mariners124m: wow gud job d00d
12:02:10 AM mariners124m: u r a geniuos
12:02:28 AM o0essare0o: thanks man im so exsited
12:03:07 AM o0essare0o: mom said if i keep up the shit i get sex points aka sex from 18 year olds
12:03:23 AM mariners124m: u shud b
12:03:35 AM mariners124m: aw but not frum ur mom?
12:03:41 AM mariners124m: it shul b from ur mom
12:03:51 AM mariners124m: dat make me want 2 do bettr
12:04:24 AM o0essare0o: no qwick thats grose i dont no how you wood even cum up with that
12:05:23 AM mariners124m: i ment i wud lyk it more not u i thout u wud think it wus gros
12:05:49 AM mariners124m: for u neways
12:05:56 AM o0essare0o: rly rly
12:06:55 AM mariners124m: ya man
12:07:06 AM mariners124m: ne1 else wud prolly want ur mom more 2
12:07:31 AM o0essare0o: omg man i wuz at skool at this yung girl wanted to give me anal sex and i was like what the heck is even that? i just thought it was prolly sumthing to do wit sumone being cheap and stindgy about things cuz thats what big bro used to always say it meant
12:07:54 AM mariners124m: oh
12:08:01 AM o0essare0o: but the sex part onto that made no sence
12:08:02 AM mariners124m: anal is du key 2 bettr livin
12:08:16 AM o0essare0o: i think its kinda funny
12:08:17 AM o0essare0o: sex
12:08:21 AM o0essare0o: thats a funny word
12:08:23 AM mariners124m: ya
12:08:25 AM mariners124m: lolz
12:08:36 AM o0essare0o: hey ben lets have it
12:08:37 AM o0essare0o: thats so funny
12:08:39 AM mariners124m: i tink its gros
12:08:41 AM mariners124m: omg letz
12:08:57 AM mariners124m: i dont want 2 stick my peeee pee in her pee pe
12:08:58 AM mariners124m: e
12:09:01 AM mariners124m: dats gros
12:09:12 AM o0essare0o: wait thats sex?
12:09:23 AM mariners124m: i tink
12:09:27 AM mariners124m: y wut did u tink
12:11:10 AM o0essare0o: i thought it was where you stick ur tongue in their asshole and the slavia drips from the brown hole into the vagina to creates children, well thats what tony turner told me and thats how he created the whole population on the continent of africa
12:11:38 AM mariners124m: may b dats how black ppl du it
12:11:53 AM o0essare0o: t man is white
12:11:57 AM o0essare0o: then again
12:12:04 AM o0essare0o: the stains really took a number on him
12:12:06 AM mariners124m: but may b dats how u make black ppl
12:12:09 AM o0essare0o: so he coul dbe brown now
12:12:10 AM o0essare0o: black*
12:12:15 AM mariners124m: ya
12:14:27 AM o0essare0o: wanna know what sex is?
12:14:38 AM o0essare0o: that kaytlynn and savahana have cingular
12:14:40 AM o0essare0o: hehe
12:14:53 AM mariners124m: hehehehehehe i dont lyk u nemore
12:15:19 AM o0essare0o: why cus i get to send free texts to them? well can it buster brown
12:15:57 AM o0essare0o: ive got a new gf dude
12:16:31 AM mariners124m: i got enuf texts 2 send 2 dem newayz
12:16:31 AM o0essare0o (Autoreply): typing class bbl
12:17:55 AM o0essare0o: stop being black
12:17:59 AM o0essare0o: or
12:18:01 AM o0essare0o: ill make you back off so i can go jack off all over ur computer and turn that mac off and bite ur sack off
12:18:31 AM mariners124m: lol k
12:18:39 AM mariners124m: sorry man I was having fun typing like that
12:18:52 AM mariners124m: because some people actually type like that and I ahte it and find it pathetic
12:18:58 AM o0essare0o: lol
12:19:00 AM o0essare0o: ya
12:19:14 AM o0essare0o: see what rap music can do to people
12:19:22 AM mariners124m: lol
12:19:30 AM mariners124m: i've been listening to rap all day
12:19:33 AM mariners124m: listen to my profile song
12:19:33 AM o0essare0o: but i love that sheeit ima straight east coast hustla
12:19:43 AM o0essare0o: ight son
12:19:47 AM o0essare0o: what kind of rap?
12:21:02 AM o0essare0o: cheesy coon toons
12:21:13 AM o0essare0o: but ur on the right trail
10:18:44 PM mariners124m: what do you wanna do?
10:19:10 PM o0essare0o: go to a bar get so drunk then we drive home
10:19:56 PM o0essare0o: jbg
10:19:58 PM o0essare0o: (just being gay)
10:20:05 PM o0essare0o: ummm doesnt matter
10:20:15 PM o0essare0o: idk be up for wallball or just hanging out
10:20:15 PM o0essare0o: idc
10:20:27 PM o0essare0o: ive got news to tell you though regardless of what we do
10:20:35 PM o0essare0o: its kick butt!
10:20:55 PM o0essare0o: were gonna have a new home next summer man, me and you
10:20:58 PM o0essare0o: want me to come soon?
10:22:56 PM mariners124m: haha
10:22:57 PM mariners124m: yeah
10:23:01 PM mariners124m: lets go somewhere?
9:31:46 PM o0essare0o: we should do our own show of parental control. id have to choose from 2 girls i have to date and id have lisa. the one girl i date id be like 'AWWWW you! ur the one i hooked up last week, daamn' and lisa would be back home like WHAT!!! anyways when i have to eliminate someone id get rid of lisa first lol
12:57:59 PM o0essare0o: o0eSsARe0o (12:55:06 PM): lets play baseball
HBKID396 (12:55:09 PM): i cant today
HBKID396 (12:55:16 PM): its mine and Erins 6 month
o0eSsARe0o (12:56:16 PM): imagion 6 RBI's for a 6 month. i mean if you dont think you could do it i understand..
1:36:25 AM o0essare0o: this is my girl alayna ive been talking to from WG a senior http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=15308614&imageID=793930765
1:36:32 AM o0essare0o: work with her too
1:37:03 AM mariners124m: lol nice
1:37:05 AM o0essare0o: i would fuck her in the butt, one of few girls whom id give tat kind of royalty too (got her number too in person)
9:01:06 PM o0essare0o: im so bored lol
9:24:05 PM o0essare0o: i heard big chad (black guy) won the 40 yard dash while carrying a television
9:24:21 PM o0essare0o: said that by a white announcer on wrestling about the black wrestler lol
9:30:37 PM mariners124m: lol
9:30:37 PM o0essare0o (Autoreply): watching project myworld (they meet ppl on myspace lolll)
11:33:45 PM o0essare0o: bloods rushing to my penis with the winning run at the plate in this game 7 with nobody out in the 9th
11:34:35 PM mariners124m: lol
11:34:42 PM mariners124m: is it still tied?
11:34:50 PM o0essare0o: no molina hit a 2 run shot
11:34:53 PM o0essare0o: 3-1
11:34:57 PM o0essare0o: 1st and 2nd, no out
11:35:00 PM o0essare0o: great game
11:35:02 PM o0essare0o: go watch
11:44:07 PM mariners124m: oh wow
11:44:08 PM mariners124m: nice
11:44:16 PM mariners124m: what happened?
11:44:50 PM o0essare0o: beltran forfitted his at bat and the game suddenly ended and st. louis wins their 19th career pennant
11:45:10 PM o0essare0o: 17*
11:46:23 PM mariners124m: seirously/
11:46:28 PM mariners124m: and how did beltran do that?
11:46:46 PM o0essare0o: he struckout looking on a nasty curve 0-2
11:47:04 PM o0essare0o: also what i woulda liked to see is beltran jump up and down and celebrate after he struckout and ripped off his jersey to only be wearing a cardinals one
11:47:19 PM mariners124m: hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahashajhsakjad
11:47:21 PM mariners124m: oh man
11:47:24 PM mariners124m: that's have been so funny
11:47:26 PM mariners124m: by the way
11:47:28 PM mariners124m: i got a question
11:47:32 PM o0essare0o: lets reinact that lol
11:47:37 PM mariners124m: if i have a clone and my clone jacks me off is it gay?
11:47:54 PM o0essare0o: the hell it is
11:48:01 PM o0essare0o: id punch you in multi places
11:48:10 PM mariners124m: not me
11:48:11 PM mariners124m: your clone
11:48:24 PM o0essare0o: ohhh my clone?
11:48:30 PM mariners124m: yes
11:48:31 PM mariners124m: obv
11:48:49 PM o0essare0o: hell no, my clones fuck horny bitches, none of them are fruit baggers
11:49:05 PM mariners124m: so it's gay
11:49:14 PM o0essare0o: yeah
11:49:22 PM o0essare0o: cuz the clone is a human now
11:49:32 PM o0essare0o: good idea
11:49:41 PM o0essare0o: what girl do you really wanna fuck
11:50:03 PM mariners124m: lol
11:50:05 PM mariners124m: i dunno
11:50:09 PM o0essare0o: damnit pick someone
11:50:13 PM o0essare0o: hawt
11:50:18 PM mariners124m: okay
11:50:22 PM mariners124m: lets just say
11:50:23 PM mariners124m: amanda russ
11:50:24 PM mariners124m: lol
11:52:21 PM o0essare0o: ok well what we would have to do is find where she lives, make sure shes sleeping and jump through her window and knock her out and clone her. we both get a clone and we see which one gives better head and who offers the best sex etc. and then we piss and shit all of them cuz they technically dont have souls and then we idk drop them off at rays or something
11:53:33 PM mariners124m: hahahahaha
11:53:35 PM o0essare0o: ya thats a little raw but thats why you dont tell many people
11:53:38 PM mariners124m: man what the fuck is wrong with you
11:54:03 PM o0essare0o: idk dude i have all these game plays stored in my head and just waiting to use them in affect
11:54:58 PM o0essare0o: would you ever piss on a drunk girl passed out if they were either fat, ugly, or you hated them?
11:59:11 PM o0essare0o: lol i have hickies on my cheeks and my mom thinks their rashes lol
11:59:44 PM mariners124m: lol no
11:59:48 PM mariners124m: hahjahhahahahahahahahahaha
12:00:18 AM o0essare0o: duuuuude come on
12:00:26 AM mariners124m: what
12:01:01 AM o0essare0o: i was thinking how funny would it be if me and you did that on a girl. i guess me and slif will do that ill piss on her face and slif will drop one of her chest
12:02:25 AM o0essare0o: if it was a-rod you would do that
12:02:45 AM o0essare0o: cuz you would be able to say "i took a shit on a-rod's chest"
12:03:04 AM mariners124m: hahaha
12:03:05 AM mariners124m: i would
12:03:09 AM mariners124m: i'd jizz on her maybe
12:03:15 AM mariners124m: if you guys did those 2 things
12:03:20 AM mariners124m: maybe if i hated the person enough
12:03:25 AM mariners124m: like if it was caitrin i def would
12:03:28 AM mariners124m: poop on her facew
12:03:29 AM o0essare0o: lol
12:04:03 AM o0essare0o: slifs lucky that he can rip ass whenever he wants cuz if a weird bitch ever tryed licking his asshole shed be done
12:07:02 AM mariners124m: hahahaha
12:40:06 AM o0essare0o: is bernard on right now?
12:40:12 AM mariners124m: no
12:40:12 AM o0essare0o (Autoreply): exhausted
12:40:39 AM o0essare0o: k good cuz his away msg was music, go figure. so i said i heard music makes ur dick small
12:40:44 AM o0essare0o: so i was hoping i didnt get blocked
12:42:19 AM mariners124m: lol
12:48:33 AM o0essare0o: whats ur status for team usa this fall now that youve been admitted to the mono club?
12:49:06 AM mariners124m: DL
12:49:07 AM mariners124m: for nw
12:49:09 AM mariners124m: 15 day
12:49:31 AM o0essare0o: DL: 15-day due to mono?
12:49:39 AM mariners124m: say
12:49:40 AM mariners124m: illness
12:49:46 AM mariners124m: or mononucleosis
12:49:52 AM mariners124m: if you want to get medical
12:49:57 AM o0essare0o: lol ok
12:50:07 AM o0essare0o: or 15 day due to pulled dick muscle
12:51:05 AM o0essare0o: advice: stay away from trying to impress your friends by attempt cock stands, thats where it comes to an end
o0eSsARe0o came back (12:52:20 AM)
o0eSsARe0o went away (12:52:27 AM)
1:04:18 AM o0essare0o: so im laying in bed falling asleep then my mind wonders to steph titties and fucking her and stuff and i end up getting wood, now im horny so i just texted lisa and gonna go get her and get a blowy job
10:55:35 PM o0essare0o: ben if ur ever lonely just remember, my girl is rated E, E for Everyone
11:14:06 PM mariners124m: she's a commmuntity gf?
11:14:10 PM mariners124m: hotel this weekend?
11:14:25 PM o0essare0o: the hell she is
11:14:27 PM o0essare0o: maybe
11:14:30 PM o0essare0o: im shooting for it
11:14:31 PM o0essare0o: ...
11:14:34 PM mariners124m: lol
11:14:35 PM mariners124m: sweet
11:14:35 PM o0essare0o: better charge my battery
11:14:40 PM mariners124m: so she can give me head too:?
11:15:11 PM o0essare0o: i dont wanna get mono though..
11:15:19 PM o0essare0o: if cock has mono too dude
11:15:37 PM mariners124m: it doesn't
11:15:47 PM o0essare0o: well ok if it doesnt then sure
11:15:52 PM o0essare0o: dude if you let me borrow ur video camera, and i borrow my sisters. i could catch the show from 4 different angles! lol
11:15:53 PM mariners124m: you'll just have to inadvertantly suk my cock everytime you make out with her...
11:15:59 PM o0essare0o: lol
11:16:00 PM mariners124m: hahahahahahaha
11:16:02 PM mariners124m: what's the 4th
11:16:22 PM o0essare0o: i have 2 working video camera, i have 2 others that dont work
11:16:29 PM o0essare0o: so i could have potentially 6
11:16:31 PM o0essare0o: but 4's good
11:16:32 PM mariners124m: hahaha
11:16:33 PM mariners124m: oh man
11:16:33 PM o0essare0o: even 2 is
11:16:39 PM mariners124m: what ab out your phone?
11:16:51 PM o0essare0o: quality isnt the greatest but that too haha
11:17:24 PM o0essare0o: i wanna do this shit with some lights on so the camera gets it cuz i dont have infared
11:18:00 PM mariners124m: hahaha
11:19:07 PM o0essare0o: wanna do play by play?
11:19:21 PM mariners124m: hahahaha
11:19:22 PM mariners124m: can I?
11:19:27 PM o0essare0o: lol
11:19:28 PM mariners124m: is it gonna be this weekend?
11:19:34 PM o0essare0o: im hoping
11:19:45 PM o0essare0o: if i can get like $100 from now til then then yes
11:20:15 PM mariners124m: lol
11:24:53 PM o0essare0o: thad be funny if we watched it and i didnt tell you what we did. and you saw me like jizzing on her face and then getting her in the butt. ripping ass
11:25:01 PM mariners124m: lol
11:39:56 PM o0essare0o: if i got a really small video camera and hooked up with a fat bitch i promise you you will laugh so hard you ll die
11:40:22 PM mariners124m: hahaha
11:40:29 PM mariners124m: you should get a tiny one
11:40:33 PM mariners124m: and make a "cock cam"
11:40:46 PM mariners124m: place it on your nut
11:40:46 PM mariners124m: s
11:40:49 PM o0essare0o: they have spy cameras. a lens camera size of a thmumb nail $200
11:40:50 PM o0essare0o: lol
11:40:57 PM mariners124m: hahaha
11:40:58 PM mariners124m: get it
11:41:01 PM o0essare0o: i want it
11:41:03 PM mariners124m: and put it in your pubes
11:41:07 PM o0essare0o: lol
11:41:08 PM mariners124m: i hide it in the forest
11:49:46 PM o0essare0o: lol
So that's all, I'm sure I misseda lot of funny shit skimming through the IM logs... and I didn't include the funny shit i said jsut the stuff Scott said cuz I didn't wanna look all egotistical "luk how funy i am omgz"
But I'm sure I missed a lot of stuff, Oh well, you'll just have to deal, you're lucky I'm fucking doing this to begin with |
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| Scott's been saying funny shit lately... life is gay |
[Sep. 10th, 2006|11:46 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Opeth- Morningrise | ] |
Amanda and I broke up, over some gay stuff, she was too bsy with school but caitlin and pregs are convinced she's making excuses. Nobody can figrue out if there's a real reason and I'm really upset over it. It's bullshit, but I'm single again, so last night Scott took me to Lisa's and I met a girl Cyrstal who was hot and nice, Lisa is trying to hook us up, except I would on;y be in it for the sex... whatever, i'm not able to have a relationship, so rebound girl all the way
caitlin and pregs are trying to get sene out of amanda in the meantime, they are upset at her for making what they think is a mistake... I'm really down over it, i'm not gonna lie... between you leaving and our break up friday, shit's hit the fan
11:27:19 PM o0essare0o: wanna something cool about you?
11:27:46 PM o0essare0o: you are smarter than 50 cent times 50 at the very least
11:27:52 PM mariners124m: i know
11:27:56 PM mariners124m: 50 cent is retarded
11:27:57 PM o0essare0o: but i still love that crazy nigga
11:38:25 PM o0essare0o: do you have any gasoline?
11:38:47 PM o0essare0o: cuz you better put some in ur motor boat
11:38:50 PM o0essare0o: vroom vroom
11:39:09 PM o0essare0o: all over those titties!
11:42:21 PM mariners124m: hahahaha
11:45:23 PM o0essare0o: wanna go to the pull out boy cncert with my tomorrow?
11:45:49 PM mariners124m: hahaha
11:45:51 PM mariners124m: oh man
So I went to Lisa's to meet her friend... here was rudy's pregame speech
9:36:46 PM mariners124m: yeah
9:37:06 PM o0essare0o: indicator, brushing shoulder, rubbing beard will be flirt with her
9:37:10 PM o0essare0o: remember that sign
9:37:25 PM o0essare0o: i'll be giving it to you
9:37:27 PM o0essare0o: woooo
9:37:38 PM mariners124m: hahahaha
9:37:46 PM mariners124m: is that the only sign?
9:37:59 PM o0essare0o: shoulder (indicator) and itching my ass will be pinch her asshole
9:38:10 PM o0essare0o: ok cya soon budday
9:38:11 PM mariners124m: hahahahdsjkahfwakasdasda
9:38:14 PM mariners124m: oh my god
krazykarl63 (6:00:03 PM): so many ladies there just looking for guys its awesome
o0eSsARe0o (6:00:11 PM): you get with any?
krazykarl63 (6:00:35 PM): only 3 so far
o0eSsARe0o (6:00:54 PM): lol
o0eSsARe0o (6:01:44 PM): sex with the occasional asshole?
krazykarl63 (6:02:08 PM): dude what?
o0eSsARe0o (6:02:20 PM): any anal?
krazykarl63 (6:02:31 PM): dude fuck no
o0eSsARe0o (6:02:36 PM): lol i know sick
Hope boot camp is alright, be expecting a phone call soon! (even if you won't read this until after)
-Ben |
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| first day without the big 2-2 |
[Sep. 7th, 2006|11:12 pm] |
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It was Tuesday night around 10:30, our car ride home was pretty emotional, went home went to bed shortly after for my second day as a Sophmore at OCC. Missed my first class cuz i couldnt find the building. so i went home and napped, then made it to my second class then napped on a couch at OCC before my 3rd and final class. then went to work 2-4:30 then off to first day for baseball practice! then went back to work 8-10:30. |
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[Sep. 6th, 2006|04:54 pm] |
So I was driving to coaches house to hit today, when I passed superwalmart. I got all sad cuz I was like "oh man that's where we play wall ball and now slif is gone" and right as that thought hit me, a green, identical chevy lumina pulled out in front of me
I was like, shit
it kinda was cool, but it all reminded me of slifka |
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| The ride home |
[Sep. 6th, 2006|12:29 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | sad | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Emo shit? | ] |
This here journal is for scott and I to document all the shit you will have missed in 9 weeks. Anything funny that happens we will hopefully get around to posting here, but probably not
The ride home from the Holiday Inn was uneventful. It was filled with me being Emo and scott being slightly less emo but still emo
We listened to some rap song scott said you loved dedicated to you... he'll know the name i'm sure. Then we listended to the ataris- so long astoria. Which was a song I burnt for you on that CD of leaving stuff simply because the lyrics hit home... we listened at volume 22 on scott's speakers just cuz, uh... well... scott takes it in the ass
I got home, and Papa Q started to bitch me out for being late, I gave him the middle finger and said I don't care, he walked after me, I said "ground me all you want, it will still be worth it"
he's pissed, i don't give a fuck
I'll have pictures from tonight tomorrow because they are loading, and I have to go to bed
Rudy will eventualy post as well |
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